FNHC is recruiting Level 3+ skaters who pass the puck and enjoy a proper chirp. No hotdogs or puck hogs. This isn’t your beer-league try-hard championship — it’s FNHC, where good vibes, clean play, and equal ice time rule the rink. We play make-it-take-it, and goalies switch ends every five goals so nobody gets stuck in a shooting gallery all night. Bring a WHITE and DARK jersey — no yellow, gray, or baby-blue chaos. After the skate, meet us at the legendary Blacktop Bar, where someone (usually) brings beer and someone else pretends they know how to use the grill. If you’re a menace, you’ll be booted and ghosted faster than your Hinge matches. Pro tip: join the waitlist — cancellations happen, and you might be the hero we didn’t know we needed. Questions or refund requests? Email fridaynighthc@gmail.com. We’re friendly. Mostly…