Church League starts promptly at 8:555 AM – Don’t be late! If hockey is your religion, the rink is your cathedral, and your stick is your staff, then lace up and join us for a celebration of the game. Bring your best holy sweater and a great attitude—accidental hacks are forgiven, but bad vibes are not welcome in this congregation. Passing is the gospel here. We want every player to get their fair share of puck time. If you're a coast-to-coast puck hog, this league might feel like purgatory. But if you’re all about team play, hockey hymns (chirping encouraged), and lighting the lamp with faith and finesse, then you’ve found your flock. No bad attitudes allowed—this is hockey heaven, not a sin bin. So come with unwavering belief that you’ll put one top shelf, share the puck, and let the hockey gods smile down on our game. Amen to that!